I Solemnly Swear I am Up to No Good

Ask Me.    Tell Me.   My name is Jessica. I am 20 years old. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, and determined to marry Rupert Grint (But I would settle for Joseph Gordon-Levitt.) My life goal is to be tumblr famous, so your follow would help a young girl achieve her dreams. I find myself hilarious, but doubt many others feel the same. When I grow up (which will probably never happen) I want to be a portrait photographer. Most believe my biggest flaw is that I love country music. Taylor Swift is my favorite ever, and so is Hot Chelle Rae. Ask me anything, I'll answer honestly. Usually.

“What is that? What, what is that - what is that noise?”

(Source: spooningwithruby, via switchingsnitches)

— 1 day ago with 3364 notes

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via pissedoffsandwitch)

— 1 day ago with 37357 notes

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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1ove-me:

i got bored earlier today, so i took pictures of yellow roses. 

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hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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