Can Ross and Rachel be my OTP?
bucklesup: what are you wearing jake from state farm
Lupin: "Excellent. We've got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out to the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry ---"
Harry: "They won't."
Lupin: "That you're safe ---"
Harry: "That'll just depress them."
Lupin: "--- And you'll see them next summer."
Harry: "Do I have to?"
Me: "Have you signed up for Pottermore yet?"
Theresa: "I tried but I couldn't figure it out."
Me: "Oh. Well you wouldn't like it. You don't like reading."
Theresa: "YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS TO SIGN UP FOR THE WEBSITE?"
Me: "No.... There's reading involved in the website."
Theresa: "No wonder I couldn't figure it out."
So Spencer and I both got fired from Super Adventureland. Apparently Ben...– Teddy Duncan, Good Luck Charlie
Yeah, I'm 19 years old. And yeah, I'm crying...
Yeah, I'm 19 years old. And yeah, I'm watching,...
Amy: "If we don't move, our baby is going to have to live under the stairs. Like Harry Potter."
Bob: "Harry Potter had some fun adventures though, didn't he?"
Bob: "Say something good about Harry Potter."
The Harry Potter books are so much better than the movies. Which is sad, because the movies are so good. But there is so much that was left out… So much.
Uncle Vernon: "Hang on"
Uncle Vernon: ...
Uncle Vernon: "Hang on. This Lord Voldything's back, you say."
Uncle Vernon: "The one who murdered your parents."
Uncle Vernon: "and now he's sending dismembers after you?"
Harry: "Looks like it."
Uncle Vernon: "I see."
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
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