May 2012
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Can Ross and Rachel be my OTP?
May 29th
bucklesup: what are you wearing jake from state farm
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Lupin: "Excellent. We've got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out to the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry ---"
Harry: "They won't."
Lupin: "That you're safe ---"
Harry: "That'll just depress them."
Lupin: "--- And you'll see them next summer."
Harry: "Do I have to?"
May 26th
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Me: "Have you signed up for Pottermore yet?"
Theresa: "I tried but I couldn't figure it out."
Me: "Oh. Well you wouldn't like it. You don't like reading."
Theresa: "YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS TO SIGN UP FOR THE WEBSITE?"
Me: "No.... There's reading involved in the website."
Theresa: "No wonder I couldn't figure it out."
May 24th
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“So Spencer and I both got fired from Super Adventureland. Apparently Ben...”
– Teddy Duncan, Good Luck Charlie
May 24th
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Yeah, I'm 19 years old. And yeah, I'm crying...
May 24th
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Yeah, I'm 19 years old. And yeah, I'm watching,...
May 24th
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Amy: "If we don't move, our baby is going to have to live under the stairs. Like Harry Potter."
Bob: "Harry Potter had some fun adventures though, didn't he?"
Amy: ...
Bob: "Say something good about Harry Potter."
PJ: "Quidditch."
May 24th
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The Harry Potter books are so much better than the movies.  Which is sad, because the movies are so good. But there is so much that was left out… So much. 
May 24th
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Uncle Vernon: "Hang on"
Uncle Vernon: ...
Uncle Vernon: "Hang on. This Lord Voldything's back, you say."
Harry: "Yes"
Uncle Vernon: "The one who murdered your parents."
Harry: "Yes."
Uncle Vernon: "and now he's sending dismembers after you?"
Harry: "Looks like it."
Uncle Vernon: "I see."
May 24th
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everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
May 23rd
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Jessica: What is Love?  →
jessica-frederick: Obviously, love is not an actual tangible thing. It’s an emotion. That’s all it is. This is a problem, because when you “fall out” of love, you’re emotionally unstable. Well I didn’t fall out of love, I was forced out. With virtually no explanation for why things were suddenly ending. I feel…
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