anro2112: Driving Under the Influence (TV short) 2007
Effie: I bet my buttons that was your sister.
Katniss: I was pregnant.
Katniss: At four.
Katniss: She is my daughter.
Every Villain Is Lemons
robin-scherbatsky: I’m pretty sure How I Met Your Mother has taught me everything I know about my adult life.
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
nysundust: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone and died.