fyeahhboymeetsworld: omfhope - oh definitely! that’s from 5x20 “Starry Night” lol (aka my favorite all time episode :]) i’ll have that out sometime tonight or tomorrow =] jekisah - haha i will get on that one as well.. hopefully i’ll have it up sometime tonight? (p.s i have your other suggestion queued for 10PM) Thank you!! You are my hero. :)
Every week, i mop the floor
And every week my dad tells me how to mop the floor. As if i don’t know how to mop the floor that i mop every week.
Funny, when you’re dead, how people start listening.
Samantha: Is America a tourist country?
Me: Kind of.
Samantha: Well i know Paris is.
Me: Paris isn't a country.
Samantha: I mean London.
Me: London isn't a country either.
Samantha: Well what country are they in?.... Oh France.
Me: London isn't in France.
Samantha: This is why i failed geography.
“Me: “Dad, Mom said it’s time for you to go to bed.”
Dad: “Whyyyyyyyy? I don’t wannnaaaaa!”
Me: “it’s 8:30. It’s past your bed time.”
Dad: “But it’s not dark yet!!! And i just opened a beer!!!”
I hate you
Miss Barker. You’re the worst art teacher ever. I can’t stand being in your class. You make me want to pursue a career in art less and less every day.
For jobs at Target and Old Navy…. Anywhere i’m missing?
Sir Reginald Wright. Is a meanie. :(
Chris: "Maybe she does hate me. She was looking at me weird."
Me: "You're also wearing a giant white flower in your hair."
Chris: "oh. I forgot about that"
Not having anyone to like...
… Is weird for me.
Dad: *wakes up*
Me: "Good morning sunshine."
Dad: "HARDLY morning..."
Italian = From Italy
Me: "It's Italian."
Chris: "Is it from Italy?"
Me: "That's generally what Italian means."
Tengo dos hermanas.
And they make me want to boil puppies. Thank you, That is all.
Dad: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Getting a drink of water."
Me: "Because i'm thirsty.."
Dad: "Good job. See, you don't need your mommy making your decisions for you."
I miss my daddy.
Oh Kay. I can Breathe now.
missbabyniemi: JESSIMUTHAFUCKINCA~ i fixed my tumblr:)) now you can talk to me! I could just do it this way. You didn’t need to change anything. :P Unless you want this to be private.
missbabyniemi: jekisah: I can’t post anything to you anywhere. Haaa. But you’re right. It’s super messed up. I don’t need bullshit like that in my life, and if my sisters are willing to put me through that then they’re no sisters of mine. So you’re the only sister i have noww. <3 Gimmie a sec! im eating a fruit tart! Face timing with austin! talking to gma and gpa! AND fixing my tumblr...
I can’t post anything to you anywhere. Haaa. But you’re right. It’s super messed up. I don’t need bullshit like that in my life, and if my sisters are willing to put me through that then they’re no sisters of mine. So you’re the only sister i have noww. <3
This feeling isn’t as good as i thought it would be. Yeah. Not feeling the accomplishment. :/
stunningly-strange asked: Bahaha your terrible for hating the day your sisters were born. lol theyre not that bad! Savannah and i actually get along now and we actually hang out:)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Current favorite song. <3
My darling, i’ve known you for 17 years, and i plan on knowing you for at least another hundred. You have too much going on in your life to need to worry about a DUMB boy. I know this from experience. That DUMB boy of mine was on that camping trip i went on this weekend, and he irritated me so much that i was being a giant bitch to everyone and probably pissing everyone off, because...