I Solemnly Swear I am Up to No Good

Ask Me.    Tell Me.   My name is Jessica. I am 20 years old. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, and determined to marry Rupert Grint (But I would settle for Joseph Gordon-Levitt.) My life goal is to be tumblr famous, so your follow would help a young girl achieve her dreams. I find myself hilarious, but doubt many others feel the same. When I grow up (which will probably never happen) I want to be a portrait photographer. Most believe my biggest flaw is that I love country music. Taylor Swift is my favorite ever, and so is Hot Chelle Rae. Ask me anything, I'll answer honestly. Usually.

I am an atheist. 

I try my best not to judge people. I am accepting of most lifestyles, and I figure that if it’s not hurting anyone, who am I to say that someone’s life choices are wrong? But I’m a bad person for not believing in “God.” 

Meanwhile, there’s “Christians” protesting soldier’s funerals, refusing rights that they accept for themselves to other people for being different from them, and telling women that they can’t make their own healthcare decisions, all because they don’t believe that it is what their god would want. 

Someone please explain to me how I’m the bad guy in this situation. 

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#Religion  #Atheism  #Christianity  #Christians  #atheists  #God  #judgement  #gay rights  #marriage equality  #westboro baptist church  #Protests  #Westboro baptist church protests  #abortion  #contraception  #planned parenthood  #birth control  #reproductive rights  #Women's rights  #women's reproductive health  #hypocricy  #I guess I really am a terrible person. 

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

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maximilianyearsbc:

We’re really good at casting things.

Good lord, Brooke. This needs to be a thing. 

(via tookcutieforarideinmydeathcab)

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#likeflyingintoamovie  #Friends  #Doctor Who 

zachlilley:

why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results

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— 1 week ago with 123054 notes

Now taking applications for male texting buddy.

Please post applications in my ask box.

— 1 week ago
#boy  #just someone to talk to  #ugh  #must like harry potter  #boys  #girl  #texting 

nicole-becker93:

WHO’S READY FOR PRETTY LITTLE LIARS TOMORROW?!

I’m not ready arty all. I am ridiculously nervous.

(via hulks-girlfriend)

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Ramblings of an unrequited fangirl.: jekisah: You can bet your ass if you try telling me that leaving the... →

jekisah:

You can bet your ass if you try telling me that leaving the “under God” part out of the pledge of allegiance is offensive and disrespectful I will argue for the 2/3rds of the world that aren’t Christians. Don’t even try to tell me it’s what our founding fathers would have wanted. Do…

I agree. I got called unpatriotic for being Pepsi when the cans had Yankee pledge of allegiance printed on them, but they left out the “under God” party ’ which is apparently unamerican of me

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